thebootydiaries

butihaveto1:

this-ship-will-never-sink:

leedsandlarry:

leedsandlarry:

i just heard the most intense scream in my kitchen so i got up to see what was wrong and my 11 year old sister was on the floor cuddling a bag of potato chips and i said dude whats wrong and she yelled  ”THEYRE STALE. WHY DOES THE WOLRD HATE ME? I HAVE DONE NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS” 

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is that a watermelon on the floor

no its her sister omg dont be so rude